August 10, 2020
WE ARE CLOSED - on Monday, August 10th. Please don't show up for work, but if you do, please work for free. Your hard work will be acknowledged with a safe, social distance hug and a $10 slid to you under the table. I'm sending this notice out early to make sure you enjoy your FULL weekend!
P.S. Please note I didn't get a lot of sleep last night which means I am extra funny today in my writing. You're welcome.